Roasting My Own Social Media Persona

I solemnly swear that I have edited nothing. 🤣🤣 // Oh, so you’re @reclaimingwonders? Out here “reclaiming” things like you didn’t misplace them in the first place! You’ve got the aesthetic of “wanderlust homeschooler” down to a science—like Pinterest called and said, “Tone it down, we can’t keep up!” Your captions? A mix of deep, soulful musings and just the right amount of “Look how chill I am balancing kids, travel, and life.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to figure out how you even find Wi-Fi in half the places you’re posting from. Are your kids actually learning, or is the curriculum just “take a picture by this old ruin and call it history class”? 😂 Keep doing your thing, though—making the rest of us feel like underachievers one gorgeous post at a time. // Boom! Roasted! (Get it?) So whatdja think? Accurate? 😉 I mean, we all know that I take my kids to history sites for a mental homeschool mom history lesson check mark for the day… or week. Go roast yourself on @chatgpt and tag me. I wanna see if it’s just me whose secrets have been figured out. /// Video 🎥 : Shot on location in St. Augustine on recent Florida history trip. With my real like travel kid monsters. 🎤Music : The @wickedmovie dance and song that’s on my IG reels on repeat. It makes me have it and the dance in my head on repeat. One hang. Maybe I’ll show you my secret dance moves. 🤣 . . . .