Garden Gnome Selfie

I think I need this monster gnome in my flower bed to greet me. Wouldn’t he force me to smile everyday? Life life a little lighter? Scare off the people who don’t appreciate my gnome - like it! . . Do you think my HOA would allow that? Would @iamgoldenboy let me have him? I’ ve been thinking of becoming a gnome lady for a while now. New life goal! . . My fortieth is coming up. Hint. Hint. 🥳🥳