Unexpected Armadillo Encounter

Don’t all people find armadillo shells sitting on their kitchen counters when they come to prepare dinner? Then it occurs to me that armadillos do carry leprosy and I had to yell to make sure they washed their hands... then I found the bucket of ALL their skeletons sitting in the hall. Our neighbor might trap and shoot he armadillos he find digging up his yard. It seems we have found where he tosses the corpses! And all I could think was “Man we could trade this in for zoo points if we still lived in Houston!”